Starting Monday, June 16th I will embark upon the longest
and greatest adventure on North America in my short life.
Long, Welton, Brian, and I will be stuck in a Chevy Impala
(yes, I know... total chick magnet) exploring the United
States and possibly beyond. I think one of us is going to bring
a laptop so we can keep posting dumb stuff like how Brian
was the first to pee in the gas tank to increase our fuel efficiency.
1 comment:
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.
Borat: If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?
Car Dealership owner: It depends on how hard you hit them and all that.
Borat: *Hard*
Car Dealership owner: You might-if somebody rolls on the windshield, they could crack your windshield.
Borat: How fast do I need to go to guarantee I kill them?
Car Dealership owner: Uh-let me tell you something with this vehicle here probably doing 35-45 miles per hour will do it.
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